Zoey Ashe is like a fish so far out of water that it has achieved orbit. A young woman suddenly in charge of the most decadent city in the world. Mysterious, smooth-talking power players who lurk behind the scenes. An all-seeing social network that tracks your every move. Nightmarish villains with superhuman enhancements. New York Times bestselling author David Wong's Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick is the latest―and greatest―sci-fi thriller in the Zoey Ashe Series. The long-awaited fourth book in the New York Times bestselling John Dies at the End series, another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost-Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes. Who, or what, is behind it? What's their endgame? And why does this mother seem to be harboring dark secrets about her family's past?Īs these three barely-employed amateurs dig for the truth under layers of high-tech occult manipulation and subterfuge, another crucial question lingers: Is there seriously no one else who can handle this? Around the world, other owners of the toy are reporting the same. In possibly related news, Dave, John and Amy hear from a panicked mother that a popular toy and its connected smartphone app are demanding flesh from her daughter. An entity armed with such techniques would ensnare millions before anyone caught on. The takeover of your soul would be soothing, satisfying, maybe even kind of fun. The ideal possession would be more subtle to you, it would feel like it was your choice. I want you to stop what you're doing and ask yourself an important question: If some dark, powerful entity was attempting to ensnare your mind and dominate your will, would you even notice?Ī competent devil would know that if he revealed his true nature, you'd resist, or seek help.

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